The non-existent Parent Manual suggests you check your kids candy after they return from trick-or-treating to make sure, you know, that they don't eat any needles or lick any lsd-laced postage stamps. So like a dutiful mother I looked through my childrens stash. The Graveyard Fairy brought home pretty normal stuff, nothing that caused me any concern other than the Almond Joy I stole from her (I knew she wouldn't eat that anyway), and a can of pop which I would not let her drink at 9 pm. Batman's bag was a whole different story. I don't know if it was because he's a superhero or what but there were some out of the ordinary treats secluded in his little plastic pumpkin.
- (1) 12 oz can of Mountain Dew
- (1) 4 oz can of Sams Cola
- (1) brand new in the package Matchbox Car
- (2) snack bags of Cheetos
- (1) container of Wintergreen Tic Tacs
- (2) stickers
- (1) obviously leftover, Chocolate Easter Bunny
Anyway, here they are before they headed out on the suger-overload-world-tour...
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